The Hamstring Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Pickens does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
82%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pickens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.