The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Pickens's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.