The Snap Count Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Pickens's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Pickens tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pickens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.