The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Pickens will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.