The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- The QB looks at Pickens exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pickens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.