The Late Scratch Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pickens drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pickens's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.