The Inch-Short Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Pickens gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
79%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pickens drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.