The Out-of-Bounds Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Pickens gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pickens, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.