The Phantom Flag Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Pickens will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pickens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
- Javonte Williams
FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.