The Phantom Flag Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Pickens finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.