The Out-of-Bounds Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Pickens's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pickens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.