The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Pickens will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Pickens, Pickens, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.