The Dropped Pass Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pickens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.