The Hamstring Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Pickens is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pickens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.