The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pickens's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.