The Dropped Pass Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.