The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Ref: "Number Pickens, that's a flag." Pickens: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Pickens will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pickens drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.