The Inch-Short Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Pickens gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
77%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.