The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Pickens is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.