The Shadow Coverage Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Pickens does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
82%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.