The Hamstring Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pickens sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pickens's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.