The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Pickens will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pickens, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.