The Phantom Holding Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Pickens goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pickens, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.