The Inch-Short Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pickens's stadium. Only over Pickens.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pickens will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Pickens, Pickens, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.