The Shadow Coverage Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- The broadcast shows Pickens on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pickens's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.