The Late Scratch Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Pickens on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Pickens, Pickens, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.