The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Pickens is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.