The Phantom Holding Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pickens's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Pickens was due a breakout.
83%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.