The Snap Count Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Pickens was due a breakout.
- Pickens does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pickens drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.