The Dropped Pass Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pickens's stadium. Only over Pickens.
- Pickens runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Pickens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.