The Sunday Night Fade Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Pickens's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.