The Snap Count Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Pickens, that's a flag." Pickens: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- Pickens will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pickens, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.