The Shadow Coverage Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pickens is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pickens's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.