The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pickens gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pickens's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.