The Wide Left Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Butker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
74%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Butker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.