The Wide Left Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Butker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.