The Wind Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number Butker, that's a flag." Butker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Butker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.