The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Butker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.