The Wide Left Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Butker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.