The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- The broadcast shows Butker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Butker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.