The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Butker. Butker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
92%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.