The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- The broadcast shows Butker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.