The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- The broadcast shows Butker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Butker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.