The Upright Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Butker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
77%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Butker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.