The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Butker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.