The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Butker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
88%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Butker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.