The Doink Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.