The Upright Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Butker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.