The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Ref: "Number Butker, that's a flag." Butker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Butker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.