The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Butker. Butker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Butker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.